With any story I write, I could actually write it from three or four different perspectives, which would end with a completely different moral at the end.

What is truth? Truth doesn't really exist. Who is going to judge whether my experience of an incident is more valid than yours? No one can be trusted to be the judge of that.

They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world.

There is nothing difficult about my work, and people get to hear it from me.

The idea that I'm going to have to sit down to write some fiction where I'm going to have to think of a plot would really scare me, because it would come out a mess.

Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons.

People try constantly to use me, and I hate it.

People don't remember. Revenge is sweet.

One thing that success has taught me is censorship.

My mum has never wanted me to have children. She thinks I would be destroying my life, even now.

Maybe I don't believe things myself, as well. Truth is such a transient thing.