Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.