Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.

I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it.

Movie music is noise... even more painful than my sciatica.

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

All the arts in America are a gigantic racket run by unscrupulous men for unhealthy women.

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.

The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.