This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.
Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.
Freedom without limits is just a word.
Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent.
'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.
Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.