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Don't trust the heart, it wants your blood.
Stanislaw Lec
Trust
Heart
Blood
Telling lies does not work in advertising.
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Work
Advertising
Lies
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
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Worth
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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Life
People
Time
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
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Truth
Lie
Mankind deserves sacrifice - but not of mankind.
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Sacrifice
Mankind
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
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Progress
First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
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First
The first requisite for immortality is death.
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Death
First
Immortality
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.
Stanislaw Lec
Monuments
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
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War
People
Ideas
The pleasure of reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.
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Books
Pleasure
Reading
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
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World
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
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May
Value
Words
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
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Feet
Joy