It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
There's only one word for that - magic darts!
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.