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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

Sandra Bernhard

Work

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Sandra Bernhard

Day

Pride

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Sandra Bernhard

Jokes

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Sandra Bernhard

Cynicism

Jaded

I don't believe in karma.

Sandra Bernhard

Karma

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

Sandra Bernhard

Fact

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.

Sandra Bernhard

Women

Success

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

Sandra Bernhard

People

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

Sandra Bernhard

Women

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

Sandra Bernhard

News

World

I like the energy of live performance.

Sandra Bernhard

Performance

Energy

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Sandra Bernhard

Nothing

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

Sandra Bernhard

Love