The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.
There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as at a capital tavern... No, Sir; there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.
There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having as little misery and as much happiness as possible.
You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
You hesitate to stab me with a word, and know not - silence is the sharper sword.
You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.
There are charms made only for distant admiration.
Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return.
Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged.
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.