If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Never trust sheep.
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.