Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people - its individuals - must succeed.
You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?
When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her.
Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now.
Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.
No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.
None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.
Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.
Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule.