When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.
He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
It's clever, but is it Art?
Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.
Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets.
Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you except the will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.
If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.