I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

I've really learned a lot, really learned a lot, love is like a stove, burns you when it's hot.

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight.

You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy.