If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
I want to manufacture a feud.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.