Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain.
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.
A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.
I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.
As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.