The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.