Charity creates a multitude of sins.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I have nothing to declare except my genuis.
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.