If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales.
As writers become more numerous, it is natural for readers to become more indolent; whence must necessarily arise a desire of attaining knowledge with the greatest possible ease.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond.
Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.
Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it seldom has justice enough to accuse.
A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future.
Friendship is a disinterested commerce between equals; love, an abject intercourse between tyrants and slaves.