Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
Hardware works best when it matters the least.
Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.
By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'
A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.