I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.
I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.
I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
I don't want to do anything in bad taste.
I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.
God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.
I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.
I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.
Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.
The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.
I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.
I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.
We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.
Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.