As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
Hopefully standup will become special again.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers.
I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.