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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West
Interest
Worry
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
Mae West
Restraint
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West
Mother
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West
Success
Wrong
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Mae West
Success
Personality
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Mae West
Ideals
Man
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West
Hate
Man
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West
Art
Love
Emotion
Instinct
It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West
Trouble
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West
Funny
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Mae West
Life
Men
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West
Love
Poverty
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Mae West
Laws
Now
Sin
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West
Love
Will
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West
Marriage