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Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

Laurence J. Peter

Miracles

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Laurence J. Peter

Incompetence

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

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End

Will

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Right

Wrongs

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Laurence J. Peter

Mind

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Laurence J. Peter

Heredity

Parents

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

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Man

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Laurence J. Peter

Incompetence

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.

Laurence J. Peter

Reputation

Will

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

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Rest