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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.