When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.'
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.
My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.
Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.
No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
You would be surprised how hard it often is to translate an action into thought.