I've had a tough time learning how to act like a congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money.

More men die of jealousy than of cancer.

Jack doesn't belong anymore to just a family. He belongs to the country.

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.

If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor.

He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks.

Don't buy a single vote more than necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.

I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.

We must get into the picture business. This is a new industry and a gold mine. it looks like another telephone industry.