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Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.