Joel McHale quotes

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If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
Joel McHale
Dreams
Lie
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
Joel McHale
Talent
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
Joel McHale
Intention
Water
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
Joel McHale
Beauty
Makeup
Prison
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.
Joel McHale
People
Weekend
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.
Joel McHale
People
Control
Actor
Career
Needs
Right
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
Joel McHale
Money
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.
Joel McHale
Goal
Career
Fame
Famous
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
Joel McHale
People
Actor
Hollywood
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Joel McHale
Comedy
End
Fact
Jokes
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
Joel McHale
Work