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People for the most part can smell lies.

Joe Rogan

People

Lies

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Joe Rogan

People

Acting

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Joe Rogan

People

Want

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Joe Rogan

Marriage

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

Joe Rogan

Act

Friends

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

Joe Rogan

Funny

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.