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I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

Jimmy Fallon

Car

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

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Act

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

Jimmy Fallon

Reading

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

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Help

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

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Moon

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

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Key

Reality

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

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Funny

Land

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

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Pretty

Years

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

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Reason

Stars

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.