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Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Jerry Seinfeld

Body

Now

Pretty

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Fun