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I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
Jean Kerr
Success
Failure
Rules
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
Jean Kerr
Mistakes
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr
People
Airplanes
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
Jean Kerr
Hope
Feeling
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
Jean Kerr
People
Living
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr
Man
Speech
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
Being
Right
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Jean Kerr
Coffee
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
Love
Time
Home
Buying
Man
May
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Jean Kerr
Losing
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
Jean Kerr
Being
Man
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr
Baby
First
Now
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
Jean Kerr
Money
Hope
Help
Poor
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.
Jean Kerr
Talent
People
When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.
Jean Kerr
Today
Word