Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.