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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie Allen
Government
Now
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
Talk
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen
President
Today
Tomorrow
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie Allen
Work
Charm
Force
Integrity
May
Personality
Today
Want
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
Family
Class
School
Years
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen
Mother