I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big government.' I'd like one of them just to stand up and say that.
Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.
Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are.
Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.
I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you're Democrat, Republican, independent, it doesn't matter. We all know the country's in trouble. We may disagree on how to solve it, but we all know the country's in trouble.
We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.
Without failure there is no sweetness in success. There's no understanding of it.
When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?
When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?
What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.
We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own government.
Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.