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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.

George S. Kaufman

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

George S. Kaufman

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

George S. Kaufman

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

George S. Kaufman

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

George S. Kaufman