Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation.
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
The truth is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point of honor.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.