It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.