I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.