You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.
I am a thing of beauty.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Throughout my career, if I have done anything, I have paid attention to every note and every word I sing - if I respect the song. If I cannot project this to a listener, I fail.
The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.