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I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Flip Wilson
Want
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
Flip Wilson
Opportunity
Negative
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.
Flip Wilson
Machine
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Flip Wilson
Order
Road
Funny is an attitude.
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Funny
Attitude
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Flip Wilson
Rest
Will
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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Machine
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
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Life
Self
Talk
Want
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
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Chance
Living
The devil made me do it.
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Devil
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Flip Wilson
Violence
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
Cards
Fun