An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

All things truly wicked start from innocence.

All our words from loose using have lost their edge.

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time.

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

A man can be destroyed but not defeated.

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

I know now that there is no one thing that is true - it is all true.

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened.

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.