When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.