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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
David Spade
Entertainment
Fun
I have no detectable hair style.
David Spade
Hair
Style
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
David Spade
Relationships
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
David Spade
Fighting
Now
Right
Want
Weight
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
Being
Friends
School
It's funny because it's funny.
David Spade
Funny
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
David Spade
Trying
Want
Will
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
David Spade
Hollywood
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
David Spade
Success
People
Friend
To be famous and broke is hard.
David Spade
Famous
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
David Spade
Money
Work
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
David Spade
Country
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
David Spade
Fun
My career is just kind of crazy.
David Spade
Career