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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Dane Cook

Humor

Family

Senses

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Dane Cook

Funny

Tact

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

Dane Cook

Play

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

Dane Cook

People

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Dane Cook

People

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Dane Cook

Mother

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Dane Cook

Funny

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

Dane Cook

Energy

First

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Dane Cook

Attention