They're not bombarding me with offers, although the ones that have come along have been too preposterous to contemplate, so it's not as if I spend every day resisting $20 million pay cheques.
The last thing I would attempt to do is to buy clothes for a child I didn't know well.
The English people, a lot of them, would not be able to understand a word of spoken Shakespeare. There are people who do and I'm not denying they exist. But it's a far more philistine country than people think.
People have the idea of missionaries as going out with the Bible and hitting natives with it. It's not really what they were doing. They were all doing something rather different.
To be bothered wherever you go - it's not a rational thing to want at all.
We've always been involved with America - I have a son who lives there and it's a big part of my life.
As much as the next person, I want to be approved of, but I'm not greedy for that stuff.
I'm not patient, and some things drive me crazy. In my work, I get incredibly upset when people don't get it right or don't respect others' needs.
If you don't mind haunting the margins, I think there is more freedom there.
In this case it appealed to me partly because it felt close to me in some ways. This is about a confused, bewildered middle class Englishman adrift in smalltown America and that has definitely been me.
It used to be that I was always paranoid or a loser or something so there's usually something that you seem to associate yourself with at one time or another.
One of my grandfathers, actually, having gone out there as a minister, decided he would better serve the people as a doctor. So at a very late age - at the age of 38 in fact - he changed course and decided to become a doctor.
Most actors will tell you they have some sort of dream of doing something other than what they're doing.
Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering.
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.