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I just don't want to die without a few scars.

Chuck Palahniuk

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

Chuck Palahniuk

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

Chuck Palahniuk

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Chuck Palahniuk

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Chuck Palahniuk

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

Chuck Palahniuk

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Chuck Palahniuk

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

Chuck Palahniuk

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

Chuck Palahniuk

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

Chuck Palahniuk

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

Chuck Palahniuk

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Chuck Palahniuk

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Chuck Palahniuk

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

Chuck Palahniuk

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

Chuck Palahniuk