Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.