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There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
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Man
Trying
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.
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Love
People
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.
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Care
Teachers
It's fun to play people who are flawed.
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People
Fun
Play
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Brad Garrett
Life
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
Brad Garrett
Home
Life
But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
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Funny
Conflict
Garden
Want
Humor is healing.
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Humor
Healing
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
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Happiness
Life
Smile
I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
Brad Garrett
Life
Love
Women
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
Life
Jokes