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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

A friend in need is a pest.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.