There's so few people in this town with a conscience.

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

It's been my experience that every time I think I know where it's at, it's usually somewhere else.

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.

I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.